Santa Claus is Real!
APPENDIX B It's the most wonderful time of the year...when the world falls in love...and all that jazz! You may have noticed, depending on where you live, that the days are getting much colder, the nights darken early (even more so thanks to Daylight Savings --- and please don't tell me you're one of those morons who calls for the abolition of Daylight Savings Time, in the same breath along with the Electoral College, gas stoves and the patriarchy! Learn to appreciate tradition, and its superiority to all these modern ideas...on the other hand, if you're one of these 'Put Christ back in Christmas' folks, well, let me tell you, unless you've read this whole book --- and I ain't even done writing it --- and understand the true identity of the Blessed Sacrament, then know that Yule, the festival which falls on December 25th, is far older than Christianity, celebrated in so-called Pagan times from Egypt (where the birth of Osiris/Horus was celebrated) ...