Happy St Patrick's Day!
APPENDIX D Happy Saint Patrick's Day from God is a Mushroom! Remember to consume responsibly, whether it's a pint of stout, a glass o' whiskey, or the nectar of the Gods itself... When last we spoke it was Epiphany! now the Carnival is over, some of us have run on lean times: with the economy in flux, we take a break from eating flesh like our ancestors who tended their flocks millennia before the Bishop of Rome established guidelines for all good Catholics to live by. Before even Dionysus or John Barleycorn or Joseph the Patriarch invented agriculture, beer and acid trips, when we were following around Moo-Cows and Shetland ponies picking white and golden mushrooms from their dung, riding the Fabulous Beasts flying through the air and over the moon, full and white in the vast empty sky. Patrick was one of the three Patron Saints of Ireland. As all know, he eradicated the brood of...